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Alloy Dave
11-04-2018, 07:13 PM
Found all of these in the "state by state" section of the USA today newspaper while on vacation.

Alabama - https://www.mlb.com/cut4/rocket-city-trash-pandas-are-the-newest-minor-league-team/c-293581862


California - https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/10/23/marine-pilot-reportedly-traced-penis-shape-over-california/1747466002/


Kansas - https://www.foxnews.com/health/stolen-inflatable-colon-found-in-kansas-city-police-say


Kentucky has a goat with a Facebook page - http://www.thenewsenterprise.com/news/local/the-legend-of-houdini/article_5bc224ed-be17-59d0-af55-29906bcb6828.html
https://www.facebook.com/Houdini-the-I65-Goat-334267506970256/

Maine (here's one for Dan) - http://www.therepublic.com/2018/10/25/me-criminal-conduct-campaign-mailers/


New Jersey - https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Lottery-Winner-Broken-Hip-Hospital-Pool-One-Million-Mega-Millions-New-Jersey-Lindenwold-Blackwood-498474652.html

New Mexico - https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-shot-dog-rottweiler-new-mexico-sonny-gilligan-accidental-shooting-a8615921.html

Virginia - "A thumbprint left on a toilet seat finally flushed out a suspect" in a decades old murder case. - https://www.apnews.com/25f3effff2be45b1b0775c49ef0379f8

68fastback
11-04-2018, 09:24 PM
:rofl3: Beaver trap conviction :lol:

Tommy Gun
11-04-2018, 10:59 PM
California, what the heck. Lol

68fastback
11-04-2018, 11:54 PM
:rofl3: I suppose the same people probably try to hold God accountable when clouds make shapes like that :haha:

68fastback
11-04-2018, 11:57 PM
I wonder if the Kansas police used a colonoscope to nab the thief :haha:

tekheavy
11-05-2018, 02:43 AM
Apparently nothing happens in New York. :popcorn:

Tommy Gun
11-05-2018, 09:53 AM
It will Sunday :look:

tekheavy
11-05-2018, 11:50 AM
Oh ok, that explains it.

68fastback
11-05-2018, 04:00 PM
Apparently nothing happens in New York. :popcorn:

That's b/c we have thug-governor Andy-boy Cuomo :rofl3:

Will be virtually impossible to unseat him but I so hope Mark Molinaro does. The fake-dirt campaign against Molinaro has been despicable, as I'm sure you know.

Then thug-boy thinks he may run against Trump in 2020 ...that would be a justly-deserved bloodbath for Cuomo :rofl3: so likely he won't run until 2024.

Maybe Hitlary will go against Cuomo and Pocahontas in the primary :haha:

tekheavy
11-05-2018, 04:24 PM
Hitlary :spitcopy:

Tommy Gun
11-05-2018, 09:18 PM
:ohsnap:

68fastback
11-06-2018, 01:23 AM
Hitlary :spitcopy:

:lol: