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    Re: Jokes

    ...we get to watch them eat themselves once again
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    Re: Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy Gun View Post
    Democratic debate in South Carolina tonight has red white and blue as its colors, I find that pretty funny. Lol
    What do you think of the chances of an American Flag being on the stage tonight. There hasn't been one yet at a Democrat Debate yet this year.

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    I hadn't noticed, but I'm watching and you're right! Amazing!

    Friggin' jerk-offs -- to them the flag is a racist symbol, etc. They are morons!
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    Re: Jokes

    A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbit says... “I might be a typo”.
    "Live every day as if it were your last. One day, you'll be right."

    "The specialists learns more and more, about less and less, until he knows everything about nothing. The generalist learns less and less, about more and more, until he knows nothing about everything."

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    Lol ;-)
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    Re: Jokes

    Be careful what you buy on eBay!

    A fellow blew $95 on a penis enlarger.

    He received a magnifying glass.

    Only warning was: DO NOT USE IN SUNLIGHT!

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    Re: Jokes

    Doctor to male patient: "So...what seems to be the problem?"

    Patient: "Hey doc, I have a very strange problem...I have 5 penises!"

    Doctor: "Oh my goodness...that's very strange. How do your pants fit?"

    Patient: "Like a glove"
    "Live every day as if it were your last. One day, you'll be right."

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    Cheers.
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    Re: Jokes

    ...I think a unicorn was spotted too
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