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    Re: Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by Joe G View Post




    You hold off Jan, and I'll protect you from Deb.
    I think your both toast, good luck

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    Re: Jokes

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    Oh.. and where can you drink when you turn 18??


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    18 in Canada is metric for 21 in the US right?






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    18 in Canada is metric for 21 in the US right?








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    Re: Jokes

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    How men think????


    As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full oftears, "You know what?

    You have been with me all through the bad times.

    When I got fired, you were there to support me.

    When my business failed, you were there.

    When I got shot, you were by my side.

    When we lost the house, you stayed right here.

    When my health started failing, you were still by my side...

    You know what Martha?"

    "What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heartbegan to fill with warmth.

    "I'm beginning to think you're bad luck."
    I'd get my gun and show his @$$ Bad luck..

    Quote Originally Posted by Joe G View Post



    Oh.. and where can you drink when you turn 18??
    At home..

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    ...that was actually NYC in the '60s ...local bars in Astoria Queens. Of course the same drink in Manhattan was $2.00 ...but you'd get free food at the those places ...like streak sandwiches! ...ah those were the days!
    How do you make streak sandwiches??
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    Re: Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by CH53Driver View Post
    18 in Canada is metric for 21 in the US right?






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